🚨 Altcoins Are Sinking You — But Sure, Keep Pretending It’s All Good 🤡
I’ve been warning you. Repeatedly. With charts 📉, logic 🧠, and actual historical data — not recycled hype from a Telegram group of JPEG collectors.
Total 3 (all altcoins minus BTC and ETH) has been steadily bleeding against Bitcoin since 2021 🪦
That’s not a hot take — it’s straight from the charts.
And how did people respond?
“You don’t get it.” 🙄
“You’re wrong.” 🥴
“Just wait.” ⏳
So I waited. And I watched.
Now your portfolio is crying for mercy 😭
…while you’re still posting about “picking up hidden gems” 💎. Cute.
Let’s spell it out for the delusional crowd in the back:
Altcoins have been in a consistent downtrend versus Bitcoin since 2021 🕳️
That means when Bitcoin pumps 🚀, your altcoins lose value — not just in USD, but in BTC terms and in dignity 🎒➡️🕳️
Still believe your favourite token is going to “flip Ethereum” because a Discord mod said so? 💀
Still banking on an airdrop to rescue your portfolio? 🧚♂️
Still hoarding dozens of tiny altcoins like you’re assembling the DeFi version of Noah’s Ark? 🐸🦍🦊🐶
Here’s the truth:
The only altcoins with real momentum right now are the new launches 🍼
Driven by hype, tiny float, and VC-fueled pump cycles 🤑
Your “legacy” alts? They’re the Nokias of crypto — nostalgic, but obsolete 📟➡️📱
I catch heat for saying this 🤷
Because I won’t sell you dreams 🫧
I’m not going to tell you your portfolio is “undervalued”
Or that every price drop is a “once-in-a-lifetime buy” 🎭
Bitcoin is moving sideways 🟰
Altcoins are getting wrecked 💣
And you still want to “buy the dip” with no plan? 👀🤦
Be my guest.
Just don’t message me later when your “HODL forever” strategy turns into a digital graveyard 🪦📉
Good luck — seriously, you’ll need it 🤝
But hey, maybe this next 90% crash is the one that finally makes you rich. 🤡💸