👤 The Poor Investor:
"I swore I would ride the whale's wave, only to become a snack between its jaws!"
🐋 The Whale:
"We don't eat people... we just redistribute wealth horizontally!"
📉 Advice to Face the Whales:
> "If you see the green candle jumping like a kangaroo, don't run after it as if you're in a race! The whales don't pump for the sake of your pretty eyes, but for the sake of your wallet!"
"Watch the volume, not the emotion... and remember: the market has no friends, only predators in suits controlling the chart with a remote."
😂 The Summary:
"Don't be the fuel for the rise... be the smart spectator who claps from afar, then enters when the whale sleeps and the real dinner begins!"