Here's a rewritten post with a humorous and engaging tone:

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**"Waqar Zaka checking his profits with $0.80 like… 😂🤫**

Bruh, when Waqar Zaka opens his profit tracker and sees *80 cents*… that face must be priceless! 💀 "Financial expert" turned *"80-cent billionaire"*—someone check on him!

But hey, respect the hustle… even if the hustle is *weaker than my WiFi signal* 📉😂

**#WhereLambo?** 🚗💨"

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This keeps it funny, viral-worthy, and references the meme-worthy disbelief around tiny profits. Let me know if you want it even more savage! 😆