$BTC

Why did the crypto bro HODL so tight? His Bitcoin was like his grandma’s secret cookie recipe—priceless and never to be sold! He’d check his wallet daily, whispering, “To the moon!” while his friends begged him to cash out for a fancy dinner. “Nah,” he’d say, “I’m in it for the tech!” Years passed, markets crashed, and his portfolio looked like a sad NFT. Still, he HODLed, dreaming of Lambos. One day, his coin spiked 1000x! He didn’t sell—because true HODLers don’t. Now he’s got a yacht... in his dreams, still clutching that digital gold!