POV: How crypto bros manage their finances 💸📉📈
👕 Wears $10 shirt
🚗 Drives a used car
🍜 Eats instant noodles
📉 Portfolio down 40%
😐 Still buying dips
Then…
📲 Wakes up to a +300% altcoin pump
💥 “I knew it. We’re so back.”
Welcome to the most unhinged wealth strategy of our generation.
And somehow… it works. 😤🚀
