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Musk Admits Defeat! $300 Million Political Gamble Backfires on Tesla, Dogecoin Suffers!
The 'Government Efficiency Department' has become a laughing stock
Musk invested $300 million to help Trump rise to power, in exchange for a 'DOGE Department' (coincidentally named after Dogecoin). He intended to cut government spending with AI, but ended up causing a hilarious debacle with deleted healthcare data and frozen veteran subsidies! 1,400 protests across the US besieged Tesla, forcing Musk to backtrack: 'This broken department is just a scapegoat!'
Tariff Bomb Explodes Tesla
Trump imposes a 145% tariff on EU auto parts, Tesla is severely impacted:
Cost of each car skyrockets by $5,000 (enough to buy 2.5 Bitcoins!)
Musk invested $300 million to help Trump rise to power, in exchange for a 'DOGE Department' (coincidentally named after Dogecoin). He intended to cut government spending with AI, but ended up causing a hilarious debacle with deleted healthcare data and frozen veteran subsidies! 1,400 protests across the US besieged Tesla, forcing Musk to backtrack: 'This broken department is just a scapegoat!'
Tariff Bomb Explodes Tesla
Trump imposes a 145% tariff on EU auto parts, Tesla is severely impacted:
Cost of each car skyrockets by $5,000 (enough to buy 2.5 Bitcoins!)
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