1. Scalper – enters trades for 5 minutes, makes a few dollars, heart racing faster than a text from an ex.

2. Swing Trader – the wave watcher, sleeps with RSI, dreams of resistance – support.

3. Holder – "Buy and put away the wallet, come back in 5 years" (or forget the password altogether).

4. Degens – buys coins because... of the funny name, or because "it just went x10, surely it will go up more!".