Ever seen someone stare at charts like it’s the Matrix? That’s your TA wizard—they whisper to candlesticks and argue with Fibonacci. Then you’ve got the gut trader, who buys when the moon “feels right” and swears their cat is their signal.
Meanwhile, the hodler checked their wallet in 2021, forgot their seed phrase, and is now spiritually one with the bear market. The scalper lives on a 1-minute chart and probably hasn’t blinked in three days. And don’t even get me started on the news trader—they're refreshing headlines like they’re trying to summon gains.
No shade—we’ve all got our flavor. What type are you? Or are you an unholy hybrid of five?
