And in totally unexpected news… 🙄
🚨 Trump’s "Liberation Day" tariffs? Struck down as unconstitutional. Who could’ve seen that coming? Oh right — everyone with a civics book. 📚⚖️
Bitcoin dropped 1.2%. Markets “shaken.” Traders panicking over what’s basically a long-overdue reality check. 📉😱
Next up: water confirmed wet.
