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The True Crypto Journey: From “To the Moon” to “Please Hold”
1. Discovery: "This Bitcoin thing looks interesting..."
2. Investment: "I’m a genius. I should teach a course."
3. Crash: "I’ve made... a terrible mistake."
4. HODL Mode: "Everything's burning, but at least I have memes."
Every trader’s rite of passage. If you haven’t cried in the shower yet, are you even in crypto?
Disclaimer: This post is for laughs, not financial advice. Always DYOR before entering the emotional rollercoaster known as crypto.
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