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The True Crypto Journey: From “To the Moon” to “Please Hold”

1. Discovery: "This Bitcoin thing looks interesting..."

2. Investment: "I’m a genius. I should teach a course."

3. Crash: "I’ve made... a terrible mistake."

4. HODL Mode: "Everything's burning, but at least I have memes."

Every trader’s rite of passage. If you haven’t cried in the shower yet, are you even in crypto?

@JPBitSage

Disclaimer: This post is for laughs, not financial advice. Always DYOR before entering the emotional rollercoaster known as crypto.

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