🚀💸 Welcome to the world of cryptocurrencies!

Here there's no permanence… because time has no meaning.

The market crashes while you're asleep, and it soars while you're in the bathroom.

Welcome to the job that every morning starts with:

• "Why did Bitcoin drop?"

• And ends with: "I'm going to buy the dip and become a millionaire."

Then you wake up the next day saying: "Who took my money?!"

Colleagues?

Twitter, Telegram, and YouTube channels with names like "Crypto King" and "The Sleeping Whale."

Salary?

Sometimes zero, sometimes a million…

But mostly? Two zeros after the decimal, and tears before sleep.

Job perks:

• Panic attacks every time you hear the words "Bear Market"

• Learn strange terms like: "Shill", "HODL", "Crash", and "A strong project but not well-known."

• A daily meal of regret for not selling when the coin was at ATH.

Apply now…

Or don’t apply, the market will turn anyway before you finish reading the post.