🚨 BREAKING: The U.S. just rugged the penny.
Banks: “We’re launching a stablecoin!”
Also banks: “But don’t worry — it’s totally not a CBDC.”
Me: unplugs Ledger and moves to the woods
They’re not innovating.
They’re just trying to be Binance with worse UX and more paperwork.
📉 If you think this is bullish, you might already be KYC’d.
💬 Comment “RIP 🪙” for the fallen penny.
🔁 Repost if your bags are safer than the banking system.
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