"Recommended investment: a coffin with WiFi"

After reading this, you'll want to rush to buy Bitcoin... or at least a coffin with good signal, because if inflation doesn't kill you, financial ignorance will bury you.

Don't understand how money works? Don't worry, the system doesn't want you to live long enough to realize.

Investing in BTC is like buying a ticket to the future... but without a stopover in misery.

Do it before your grandchildren inherit your debts and your collection of sad receipts.