What was hyped as a VIP crypto celebration quickly unraveled into a web3 trainwreck — and guests aren’t holding back.
🍽️ Here’s the Breakdown:
1️⃣ "Luxury" Dinner, Budget Taste:
Guests dropped up to $300,000 for access — and were served food that wouldn’t pass for wedding leftovers.
> “I’ve had better meals in an airport lounge.” ✈️🥴
2️⃣ Trump’s 25-Minute Buzzword Blitz:
Instead of crypto insights, attendees got a confused rant packed with keywords and zero clarity.
Then he left in a golf cart mid-event. 🏌️💨
3️⃣ No Handshakes. No Photos. No Respect:
Attendees expected something for the six-figure price tag — a handshake? A photo op?
> “For $300K, he couldn’t even shake hands?” 🤝
🎭 The Verdict?
The $TRUMP Gala flopped harder than a memecoin rug pull.
No value, no connection, no reason to HODL — just overpriced pasta and broken expectations.
💬 Lesson learned: Not every token needs a celebrity… especially one who leaves before dessert.
📉 $TRUMP 12.83 (+0.31%)
