Friend: Why does your family's loquat tree have that big net over it?

That Duo: This way the birds won't steal the loquats.

Friend: In other countries, they use a small basket with bird snacks inside. Once the birds eat the snacks, they won't come to eat your fruit.

That Duo (with a cold smile): Our fruit is so delicious! Tell me, if you were a bird, would you want to eat loquats or some bird snacks?