POV: You're grinding out crypto airdrops
You've got 17 Discord servers open, each spamming “GM” like your life depends on it.
Your wallet has 27 tokens worth $0.003 collectively—but one day, one day, one might hit.
You're solving Galxe quizzes like it’s an open-book exam that pays in promises.
Your Twitter looks like a bot wrote it: “Retweet. Like. Follow. Tag 3 frens.”
Metamask gas fees hurt more than your last breakup.
You haven’t seen sunlight in days, but you did get 0.0000005 ETH from that one obscure testnet.
Arbitrum? ZKSync? You’re already farming the next next one.
Every morning starts with: “Did they snapshot yet?”
Every night ends with: “Maybe this one’s the next $OP.”
