**"🚑 EMERGENCY ALERT! 🚨**
Patient Name: **Your Portfolio**
Diagnosis: **Severe BTC Deficiency**
Prescription: **#Bitcoin STAT!** 💊💰
Symptoms:
- FOMO chills ❄️
- Altcoin regrets 🤕
- Chart-checking addiction 📉
**Treatment:**
1️⃣ **DCA like your life depends on it** (it kinda does).
2️⃣ **HODL through mood swings**—BTC’s a marathon, not a sprint!
3️⃣ **Ignore noise, stack sats**—the ultimate immune booster.
**Prognosis:**
🌙 **Moon-level recovery** guaranteed!
**Warning:** Side effects may include sudden wealth, irrational confidence, and yelling "TOLD YOU SO" at max volume.
**#BTCMeds ToTheMoon** 🚀🔥
