INTERNAL JOKE 🌏 CRYPTO WORLD

Today there was a speech from the FED...

The cryptos were in a state of collective panic — it felt like a digital condo meeting!

Bitcoin arrived confidently:

"If they lower the interest rates, I’m heading straight to the Moon! 🚀"

Ethereum retorted:

"If they raise them, I’ll melt faster than gas fees in a spike! 🧊"

Dogecoin laughed for no reason, as always:

"HA! FED? I just follow Elon! 🐶"

Solana... froze before the speech. Blue screen. 🧠

XRP was tense, in a suit and tie:

"If the FED messes up, I’m heading straight to court again! ⚖️"

XLM was waving peace:

"Calm down, everyone... the universe will align... ✨"

BTTC arrived late, shouting:

"Did someone say bull run or was it just collective anxiety? 🐂"

The FED said:

"We will remain cautious."

Result:

Some cryptos went up in joy,

Others fell in fear,

And Shiba Inu started meditating in the middle of the blockchain:

"Volatility is just emotion with Wi-Fi. 📶"

Moral of the story:

In the crypto world, even the silence of the FED has side effects.

HODL, breathe… and trust the blockchain!