"Crypto struggles:
- You buy, it dips. You sell, it pumps. You're like a market magnet for losses 😂
- Your portfolio's mood swings are worse than your teenager's
- You're starting to think 'HODL' stands for 'Hold On for Life'
- Crypto Twitter's advice is always 'buy more'
- Your friends think you're a genius when it's up, a fool when it's down 🤣"
