Bitcoin's Life Cycle Be Like:
1. Coiling Up – BTC is just stretching... yoga mode activated.
2. Breakout – Boom! BTC breaks free like it's done being broke!
3. Parabolic – Straight to the moon like Elon just tweeted again!
4. Repeat – Because Bitcoin’s favorite shape is a triangle and its favorite move is “surprise rocket launch!”
Moral of the chart: If you see $BTC coiling, just buckle up… you’re either going to the moon or back to explaining to your mom why “this time it's different.”