#TRUMP Tariff Tango: Chaos, Cash, Repeat!
Step 1: “Surprise tariffs!” → Markets lose their mind. Panic selling galore. 📉😭
Step 2: “Time to feast on fear” – Scoop those dips while the crowd panics. 🛒🔥
Step 3: “Just kidding, no tariffs (for now)!” – Markets do a happy dance. 🚀💃
Step 4: “Cash out like a legend” – Bag secured. Walk away smooth. 💰😎
Lesson? Trump tweets, market swings, we trade. That’s the real "Deal." 🎯📈