💀 2009: Dude throws $10 at some random internet magic called $BTC

😴 Falls into a coma. Doctors said, “He may never wake.”

⏩ 2025:

He finally wakes up…

Checks his portfolio…

$10 ➝ $786 MILLION 💸💸💸

His reaction?

No joy. No scream.

Just…

💥 System Overload

And BAM — back into a coma 😭

Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s just chillin’ like:

“Take your time, legend… I’m not going anywhere.” 🧘‍♂️🟧

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🚀 The moral?

Never underestimate what $10 can do in crypto.

This market doesn’t sleep — even if you do. 😴💰

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