Trump's Tariff Two-Step: Panic, Play, Profit!
Step 1: "Oops, tariffs!" – Markets tumble, chaos erupts. 📉
Step 2: "Time to scoop the dip!" – While fear runs wild, you’re buying smart. 🛒
Step 3: "Kidding, tariff pause!" – Markets rebound like nothing happened. 🚀
Step 4: "Cash out, legends only." – Pocket the gains, walk away cool. 💰
Lesson? The true Art of the Deal was in the market moves we mastered.
