đ¨ #BREAKING: Trump Unleashes âTrumpCoinâ⌠Or Was It âTremendousCoinâ? đşđ¸đ¸
Straight from Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump shocked the crypto world by unveiling his new digital currency â âTrumpCoin.â With trademark flair, he declared:
"Itâs going to be the greatest crypto ever. Truly tremendous. Nobody understands blockchain like I do!"
Within minutes, the price soared 1000%âŚ
Only to plummet seconds later when he tweeted:
"Correction: I meant TremendousCoin. Honest typo!"
The market chaos? Peak crypto comedy.