From $10 to a Fortune: The Coma Comeback That Broke the Internet (and His Brain)
Back in 2009, some random dude tossed $10 at what everyone called "weird internet money" — Bitcoin. No plan, no vision. Just vibes. Maybe he forgot about it right after clicking Buy.
Then, life flipped the script. He falls into a coma — the ultimate plot twist. For years.
Fast forward to 2025. Medical science works a miracle. He wakes up. Doctors rejoice. Family cries. And our guy? He grabs a phone, logs in, and checks that dusty old wallet.
Boom. That $10? It's now worth millions.
No joy. No tears. No screams.
Just silence.
His brain short-circuits. System overload. Dude literally speedruns back into a coma.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s just sitting there like a patient old friend:
"Take your time, Legend. I’ll be here when you're ready."
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