🚨 #BREAKING: $TRUMP Launches ‘TrumpCoin’… or Wait, Was It ‘TremendousCoin’? 🇺🇸💸
Live from Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump just announced his new crypto — “TrumpCoin” — claiming:
"It’s gonna be the best crypto, folks. Nobody does blockchain better than me!"
💥 Price rockets 1000% in under an hour…
📉 Then crashes after he tweets:
“I meant TremendousCoin, bigly mistake!” 😂
Only in crypto.