#Trump Tariff Two-Step: Panic, Play, Profit!
Step 1: "Surprise tariffs!" – Markets spiral, investors panic. 📉
Step 2: "Time to scoop up the bargains!" – Buy while fear reigns. 🛒
Step 3: "Just kidding, tariffs paused!" – Markets rebound with a vengeance. 🚀
Step 4: "Cash out like a legend." – Secure those sweet gains. 💰
Takeaway? The true “Art of the Deal” was riding the chaos to the bank.
