So, here’s the story you didn’t hear on CNBC...
Trump threw a private $TRUMP MP coin dinner, and things got presidential — literally. The man rolled out the Presidential Seal podium for a meme coin event.
That might look iconic on Instagram, but it might also be illegal.
Presidential Style or Legal Violation?
Under Title 18, Section 713 of the U.S. Code, the Presidential Seal can’t be used for anything that implies official U.S. Government endorsement — especially not for a crypto dinner.
Penalty? Up to 6 months in jail or a fine.
Legal experts are already side-eyeing this move — and no, neither Obama nor Biden pulled this off at any NFT mint party.
Brother Sun’s Silent Exit
Here’s where it gets funny (or tragic, depending on your bags):
Crypto billionaire Justin Sun showed up in a fresh suit. Said it was “a bit tight” and dipped early.
What actually happened?
As soon as the dessert was served, Sun dumped his $TRUMP bags,
Walked out, changed back into something comfy,
And yes — returned the suit.
While others went dancing, he went dumping. Smooth.
The Mic Drop (Literally)
Later that night, the event staff couldn’t find one of the microphones.
Guess what popped up on Xianyu (China’s eBay)?
> “Presidential Dinner Special Microphone – With Tears”
No Seal. No mic. No pump.
Just a dinner that turned into a full-blown meme.
Final Thoughts
If you're trading $TRUMP UMP, remember:
It’s not just about charts — it’s about optics, legal lines, and billionaires with tight suits and fast fingers.
Double-check your fundamentals. Triple-check the exits.
