BinancePizza
Imagine this: a grandfather is sitting in the village, chopping wood, and his grandson runs up:
— Grandpa, I invested in Binance!
— In whom?! — the grandfather was surprised.
— Well, Binance! It's an exchange, crypto, bitcoin!
— Oh… Binance… Did you feed the chickens?
— What chickens, Grandpa, DOGE is rising right now!
— Who's rising?!
— Well, it's a coin. It has a meme!
— A meme?! I still remember how your father lost the cow in the garden — that was a meme!
The grandson doesn't stop, showing the grandfather a chart:
— Do you see how it's growing? I already have plus 200 hryvnias!
The grandfather ponders, scratching his beard:
— Son, I had 10 chickens. I got a rooster — and it became 30! That's what I call real profit. And your bitcoin is better off in the chicken coop. Maybe it will at least lay an egg!
— But, Grandpa, this is future technology!
— I'm not against it. But for now, the future isn't frying me any eggs.
