🚀🔥 BITCOIN PIZZA DAY : EDITION 2025
1/ 🎬 THE OPENING SCENE
May 22, 2010 - Florida, 2 AM
Laszlo, a hungry dev, posts on Bitcointalk:
"I will exchange 10,000 BTC for 2 pizzas"
Birth of the crypto economy 🍕💻
2/ 💸 THE FINANCIAL ANALYSIS
- Initial investment: $41
- Current value: over $700M
- ROI: 17,000,000%
That’s +2,000% PER DAY for 14 years
"The worst trade in history... or the most visionary?"
3/ 🕵️♂️ THE INTERACTIVE QUIZ
WHICH LASZLO ARE YOU?
A) "I sold 5 BTC for a McDonald's in 2012"
B) "I HODL but forgot my seed phrase"
C) "I still pay for my pizzas in BTC in 2024"
4/ 🎭 THE OTHER TRAGEDIES
1. The guy who threw away his HDD with 7,500 BTC
2. The one who sold 55 BTC for a sweatcoin
3. The MtGox exchange in 2011...
"We are all someone’s Laszlo"
5/ 📈 THE ULTIMATE LESSON
3 commandments:
1. Don’t sell everything
2. Keep a seed phrase
3. Buy when it crashes
"The real ones know" #HODLgang
6/ 🎮 THE 2025 CHALLENGE
🔥 Pay for your pizza IN BTC this May 22:
- 0.00015 BTC (~$10) today
- Maybe $15,000 tomorrow?
7/ 🏆 YOUR TURN
🎤 MICRO-OPEN:
"Is your worst crypto trade worth a pizza?"
Respond with:
🍕 = Yes
🚀 = No
💀 = I lost everything in leverage
