Zoina Shaikh
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Bullish
Bitcoinโs PUMPING ๐. Your Alts? Still in Rehab ๐๐
Bitcoin is flirting with a new all-time high ๐
And the whole timelineโs acting like we all made it ๐ฅ
But let me ask you this:
Howโs your alt portfolio doing, champ? ๐ฌ
โข ETH? Canโt even break $2.5K without getting a nosebleed ๐คง
โข SOL? Down 50% from its high ๐ But hey โ at least it didnโt go offline this week, right? โก
โข SAND, ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE?
Still stuck in 2022 pricing ๐ฐ๏ธ
But sure, โthis is accumulation,โ not punishment ๐คก
Every time I say this, the alt cultists come for me ๐งโโ๏ธ
โYou donโt get the techโ ๐ ๏ธ
โYou have no visionโ ๐ฎ
โYouโre spreading FUDโ ๐ฑ
Nah bro. I just have a portfolio that doesnโt look like a dumpster fire ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Letโs get real:
Alts are not for HODLing ๐ โโ๏ธ
Theyโre exit ramps. For insiders ๐โโ๏ธ๐ธ
They pump, you sell ๐๐ฐ
You HODL, they dump ๐๐
Every cycle. Like clockwork โฐ
And yet here you are, still dreaming about the next 100x ๐๐ญ
Hereโs what people forget:
๐ฐ Bitcoin is for wealth preservation
๐ Alts are for money rotation
You donโt marry alts ๐
You date them, drain them, then ghost them ๐ป
(Unless youโre into financial heartbreak ๐ โ in that case, congrats on your long-term relationship with VET ๐ซก)
Institutions didnโt come for your alt ๐งข
They came for BTC ๐งฑ
BlackRock ainโt launching an ETF for SHIB, sorry ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ถ
So go ahead, believe your Telegram admin ๐ฌ
Buy the dip ๐
HODL harder ๐ช
Ignore the chart thatโs been bleeding for 18 months ๐ฉธ๐
This cycle? BTC is king ๐
Everything else is just side noise for liquidity games ๐ญ
Wake up or get wrecked โ again ๐ฅโ ๏ธ
#BTC110KToday?
Bitcoin is flirting with a new all-time high ๐
And the whole timelineโs acting like we all made it ๐ฅ
But let me ask you this:
Howโs your alt portfolio doing, champ? ๐ฌ
โข ETH? Canโt even break $2.5K without getting a nosebleed ๐คง
โข SOL? Down 50% from its high ๐ But hey โ at least it didnโt go offline this week, right? โก
โข SAND, ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE?
Still stuck in 2022 pricing ๐ฐ๏ธ
But sure, โthis is accumulation,โ not punishment ๐คก
Every time I say this, the alt cultists come for me ๐งโโ๏ธ
โYou donโt get the techโ ๐ ๏ธ
โYou have no visionโ ๐ฎ
โYouโre spreading FUDโ ๐ฑ
Nah bro. I just have a portfolio that doesnโt look like a dumpster fire ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Letโs get real:
Alts are not for HODLing ๐ โโ๏ธ
Theyโre exit ramps. For insiders ๐โโ๏ธ๐ธ
They pump, you sell ๐๐ฐ
You HODL, they dump ๐๐
Every cycle. Like clockwork โฐ
And yet here you are, still dreaming about the next 100x ๐๐ญ
Hereโs what people forget:
๐ฐ Bitcoin is for wealth preservation
๐ Alts are for money rotation
You donโt marry alts ๐
You date them, drain them, then ghost them ๐ป
(Unless youโre into financial heartbreak ๐ โ in that case, congrats on your long-term relationship with VET ๐ซก)
Institutions didnโt come for your alt ๐งข
They came for BTC ๐งฑ
BlackRock ainโt launching an ETF for SHIB, sorry ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ถ
So go ahead, believe your Telegram admin ๐ฌ
Buy the dip ๐
HODL harder ๐ช
Ignore the chart thatโs been bleeding for 18 months ๐ฉธ๐
This cycle? BTC is king ๐
Everything else is just side noise for liquidity games ๐ญ
Wake up or get wrecked โ again ๐ฅโ ๏ธ
#BTC110KToday?
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