Title: Bitcoin’s on Fire 🔥… But Your Alts? Still in Recovery Mode 😅
Bitcoin’s making moves toward a new all-time high 🚀
And suddenly, everyone’s acting like we’ve all made it big 🥳🍾
But let me ask you — how’s that altcoin bag looking? 👀
• $ETH ? Still can’t push past $2.5K without tripping over itself 😷
• $SOL ? Down nearly 50% from the peak — but hey, at least it’s still online this week ⚡
• $SAND , ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, $PEPE ?
Stuck in the same 2022 price zone. But sure, keep calling it “accumulation” instead of a slow bleed 🤡
Every time I point this out, the altcoin die-hards come for me:
“You don’t get the tech!”
“You’re just spreading FUD!”
“You’re blind to the future!”
Nah. I just prefer not holding a portfolio that’s melting 🔥🗑️
Let’s keep it real:
Altcoins aren’t long-term holds 🙅
They’re built to pump and dump.
They go up — you take profits.
You hold? They crash.
Same game every cycle ⏳
Still dreaming of that next 100x gem? Keep dreaming 💭🌈
Here’s the truth:
• Bitcoin = Wealth protection
• Alts = Liquidity rotations
You don’t marry altcoins 💍
You date them, take what you can, and bounce 👻
(Unless heartbreak’s your thing — then hey, enjoy your romance with VET 💔)
Institutions aren’t showing up for your favorite meme coin.
They came for Bitcoin.
No SHIB ETF is coming. Sorry 🤷♂️
So sure, listen to your Telegram group
Buy every dip
HODL harder
Ignore the bleeding charts
But don’t be surprised when BTC leaves everything else in the dust — again 👑
The rest? Just noise for insiders to dump on retail.
Wake up — or get wrecked. Again 💥