#BinanceHODLerHAEDAL
Title: Me in 2050: Day Trading Edition
Split Panel Cartoon (Left vs. Right)
Left Side: "Me when trades go right"
You're in a space suit made of money
Riding a rocket labeled MARSCOIN
Sunglasses on, holding “Elon Juice”
Background: confetti, charts flying up
Right Side: "Me 10 minutes later"
Same person collapsed at the desk
Charts burning in the background
Robot assistant saying:
> “You should’ve used a stop-loss, bro.”
