Types of Traders During Sideways Market 📊
> If you feel attacked… it’s probably you.
1. The “Analysis Paralysis” Trader
> Checks the chart every 5 minutes.
Enters exactly never.
Waiting for the stars to align.
“I need more confirmation…”
2. The YOLO King
> Learned candlesticks yesterday.
All in today.
“I feel like it's gonna pump.”
Next day: new token, same story.
3. The Airdrop Farmer
> Joined 20 Discords, retweeted 50 posts.
Claimed 0.000001 token.
“I’m not broke, I’m early.”
True believer in testnet miracles.
4. The Hopium Addict
> Portfolio down 80%.
Still says “WAGMI” every morning.
Will never sell, will always cope.
> Tag your friend. Or yourself.
We’re all just coping in different ways ⚠️