Binance right now:
“We believe in the future of crypto. Innovation is coming. Big things are on the horizon.”
Also Binance: lists another meme coin, tweets “gm” daily, adds a trading pair nobody asked for, and calls it a “strategic move.”
Meanwhile, users are like:
"So... when moon?"
Binance just nods and drops another vague roadmap that looks like a flowchart drawn during a coffee break.
For a company that talks like it's building the next financial empire, it’s working harder on its Twitter memes than its platform features.
At this point, Binance is manifesting profits like a broke motivational speaker.
