😉

Me: "I’ll just invest a little."

Binance: “Welcome, future billionaire.”

Woke up this morning, checked my portfolio — thought I was dreaming.

Turns out, dreams live on the blockchain now.

If this is a simulation, Binance is the cheat code.

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