Argentine judge just froze the #assets of LIBRA’s lead characters — including political BFFs. 🧊💸
Starring: Novelli, the guy who conveniently rented safety deposit boxes 10 days before Milei’s “financial freedom” tweet. 👀
📹 Bonus footage: His mom and sister caught on camera dragging out bags so heavy, even the money looked tired. 👜💵💦
The court said “no secrets here” and lifted banking privacy on Milei and his sister. LIBRA promised the moon — delivered a nosedive (-85%) and courtroom drama instead.
Argentina tried #memecoin magic — and got a Netflix thriller instead. 🎬💥