$Fartcoin surges 12%! Wall Street is "broken" by the "fart"!
Laughing to death! In this day and age, even "farts" can beat mainstream coins! Fartcoin skyrocketed 12% in the first quarter, leaving ETH and SOL in the dust! Wall Street big shots are collectively questioning their lives while looking at the candlestick charts...
Magical Realism Trilogy
1. Absurd Beginning: The project's white paper has just one sentence—"This is a fart"
2. Unbelievable Trend: BTC falls while it rises, ETH rises while it soars
3. Institutional Break: Goldman Sachs analysts hold an overnight meeting to study "fart economics"
Wealth Revelation
The level of absurdity in the crypto world is always beyond imagination; buy dog coins early (wait until they hit the news to take over) remember the first letter must be capitalized (FART not fart)
