#BinanceAlphaAlert

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Suggested Hashtags:

#BinanceAlpha

#SOONtoken

#CryptoAirdrop

#AlphaPoints

#WhenMoon

#MyEOSTrade (if you're tying it back to EOS-related trades or commentary)

#Web3Humor

Optional Add-on (if you're making this a thread or article):

You could include a quick-start guide or infographic summarizing how to earn Alpha Points for new users.