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【Guide to Pretending to be a Frequent Flyer】Teaches You to Become an 'Aerial Frequent Flyer' in One Second, Don’t Expose Yourself!

Want to pretend to be a big shot who often flies? Don’t rush to grab a coffee, read this before getting on the plane.

Remember: Flying ≠ Knowing How to Fly!

What about economy class? What does a seasoned passenger pretend to be? Someone who flies economy class every day is at most just an aerial worker, and the flight attendants know it well.

And business class? Don’t be too proactive; true frequent flyers are basically silent. Asking too many questions reveals you are a “newbie,” the more you pretend to know, the more you expose yourself.

Real “experts” do it like this:

Boarding the plane neither too fast nor too slow, movements are skilled and not flashy.

Calm as a dog throughout the journey, not asking, not speaking out, not complaining.

Quietly sit down, don’t even need to glance much at the safety instructions.

If you get motion sickness? Remember: Even if you grit your teeth, don’t throw up; if you do, it’s game over.