That's how Nakamoto's (no, not Satoshi Nakamoto) typewriter-styled website rolled out the text about crypto's newest Bitcoin treasury challenger.
Exactly a fortnight after another company led by giants (think of Tether, Cantor and SoftBank) came up with a pure-play Bitcoin company challenging Michael Saylor’s Strategy, Nakamoto Holdings is crashing the party with a $710 million war chest and a playbook that would make Satoshi proud.
In today's Bitcoin treasury soap opera, we tell you:
How Nakamoto's launch is tightening the BTC $BTC treasury competition
Bernstein's $330 billion prediction that has everyone reaching for the popcorn
Why corporate treasuries are suddenly the hottest ticket in crypto
A hotel company now hodls more sats than 6th largest nation-state BTC holder