That's how Nakamoto's (no, not Satoshi Nakamoto) typewriter-styled website rolled out the text about crypto's newest Bitcoin treasury challenger.

Exactly a fortnight after another company led by giants (think of Tether, Cantor and SoftBank) came up with a pure-play Bitcoin company challenging Michael Saylor’s Strategy, Nakamoto Holdings is crashing the party with a $710 million war chest and a playbook that would make Satoshi proud.

In today's Bitcoin treasury soap opera, we tell you:

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