#SaylorBTCPurchase

**Saylor Buys More BTC – Someone Take His Credit Card Already**

Michael Saylor has done it *again*. He bought more \$BTC. Because apparently, this man wakes up, brushes his teeth, and buys Bitcoin like it's orange juice on sale. If Bitcoin were a Pokémon, Saylor would already have ‘em all—and be asking when the DLC drops.

“MicroStrategy has acquired an additional 10,000 BTC,” he tweets casually, while the rest of us debate whether we can afford another \$17 worth of Bitcoin without crying. At this point, even Binance alerts are like, *“Saylor, bro, chill.”*

Some say he’s a visionary. Others say he’s legally married to the blockchain. Either way, he now owns enough Bitcoin to crash Thanksgiving dinner just by mentioning wallets.

Is he secretly building a throne made of Ledger wallets? Will the next MicroStrategy board meeting be hosted on-chain? Rumors say his coffee machine runs on Lightning Network.

But hey, we love to see it. Every Saylor purchase is like a warm, bullish hug from the universe. He buys, the market smiles (for 10 minutes), and Twitter lights up with memes of him riding a Bitcoin rocket in a suit.

So here's to Saylor: part CEO, part Bitcoin mascot, full-time dip buyer. May your BTC bags stay heavy and your FOMO eternal.