Friends, today I have a cool plan for you: how to become a homeless person in trading in just one day.
Do you want to lose everything beautifully and with no chance of return? Then I will tell you how real masters of loss do it. Let's go!
First.
Buy at the highs and sell on the decline. Don't let the chart confuse you — just climb to the top.
"Buy high — sell low" is the motto of future homeless traders!
Second.
Trade strictly against the trend. Is it rising? Short it! Is it falling? Go long!
Logic is for the weak. Confuse yourself so much that even the chart gets confused.
Stock up on pasta and instant noodles — soon this will be your best asset.
Third.
Invest all your money based on the advice of some guy, crypto legend.
He knows exactly where the millions are going. And you — into the red.
Fourth.
Use 200x leverage. Is there not enough risk? Throw in some more!
Lose quickly and with style.
Fifth.
Change your position every 5 minutes: long, short, panic, euphoria.
The main thing — no strategy, just chaos and emotions. Profit? No, I haven't heard of it.
And finally... don't like it.
Losing alone is a true feat! Why seek support when you can suffer in silence?😀
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