DeFi is like street food: wildly delicious, but there's a risk of getting poisoned 🤤. It's a world where there are no banks, but a bunch of wild smart contracts that can either make you rich or leave you without pants 🩲
How not to become a crypto meme hero? Here are some survival tricks in the DeFi jungle:
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1. Don't jump into a farm where 1000% APR is not a gift, but a trap 🧀
High percentage? Looks tasty. But remember: cheese is only free in a mousetrap 🐭
Such farms often die faster than your enthusiasm on a Monday morning.
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2. Don't invest in a token you learned about from comments under a TikTok video 📱
If someone writes “$JASMY
to the moon!”, better not fly with it. Because it has already sold out while you were looking for the 'Buy' button 🪂
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3. Always DYOR. And not 'by eye', but like a human 👀
Read the documentation, check if the smart contract is verified, if there is an audit. Otherwise, instead of passive income, you will get a very active disappointment 😵
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4. Liquidity is not just a word, but your chances of getting out alive 🚪
No liquidity = you are trapped. Like in a basement with candles and screams of 'I just wanted profit!' 🕯️
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5. DeFi doesn't sleep. But you must 😴
Don't monitor farms 24/7. Set alerts, automate, and don't turn into a zombie farming until the last penny. Because you'll wake up... without farming and without sleep.
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DeFi is a crazy carnival 🎪. You can come out with a profit, or lose your shoes and dignity.
Trade with your head 🧠, act with humor, and remember — $UNI
, $AAVE
— these are not just tokens, they are tools for those who play smart!
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