🚨 BREAKING: Powell’s Masterclass in "Slow Motion Economics"! 🐢
#TRUMP :#powel is legendary for being too late!"
Powell "Hold my rate hike… oh wait, I already did. 3 years ago.
💡 Meanwhile, the economy: Bro, I turned into a sloth. Where’s my cut? 🦥"
Powell’s strategy:
1. Wait till inflation throws a party. 🎉
2. Arrive fashionably late with scissors. ✂️
3. Oops, economy already took a nap. My bad."😅
Moral of the story:
Powell’s rate cuts are like **truck ki batti**—always shining bright… but *peeche se*! 🚛💡 ---
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