Being a cat is the ultimate life hack.
Sleep 16 hours a day? No problem.
Knock things off tables for no reason? Totally acceptable.
Get fed just for looking cute? Yes, please.
Humans work 9 to 5. I nap, judge them, and occasionally sprint at 3 a.m.
Truly, I am living the dream.
Meow-nificent, isn’t it?!