**"Reverse Crypto King" 👑➡️📉**
Every. Damn. Time:
- I buy → coin dumps
- I sell → coin pumps
My trades could be a **market indicator** 🤡
**Help me decide:**
A) Keep trolling the market (free alpha?)
B) Learn real TA & stop-losses
C) Sell "Jinx Signals" as a service
**Pro tip:** If you see me buying - SHORT IT! 🚨
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**Comment your worst jinx story!** 👇
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