A Ballad of Blockchain & Bread
O Satoshi’s crusted dream, behold!
A tale of toppings, brave and bold.
Ten thousand coins for dough divine,
With pepperoni’s sacred sign.
He clicked “Confirm,” the deed was done,
The mozzarella blocked the sun.
The sauce, encrypted, rich and red,
The cheese? Consensus overhead.
"Financial future?" Nay, not quite—
But garlic bread was gasless, right?
Anchovies staked, the oven roared,
A ledger carved in pizza lore.
No DAO could vote, no whale could sway,
The crust had closed that fateful day.
While fools chased moons, he chased a slice,
And paid the price. And paid it twice.
So now we chant, in every land,
With pizza box in crypto hand:
“Decentralize the dough!” we cry—
And eat that dip, both low and high.