#BinancePizza NPC - Processing Centre... 🏛️

🤣#seriousfunnies 😡

Year: 2029🗓️

ordered pizza🍕using retina wallet and a biometric crypto signature📱bcuz passwords are so 2025!🤭🙈

The drone🚁arrives in 4 mins hot and fast, but no cola!🥤

Conveniently an ad pops up on my AR🥸 glasses: NFT Cola - "Quench your thirst in the metaverse..."

Hmm catchy ad🤔what FOMO? clicked 'Buy Now...' half amused. One whole BTC flashes on-screen!!! valued now at $109,999.75!!!

Thanks to post-ETF mania just bought the world's most expensive digital soda!!! 🤣😭🤣