#BinancePizza

*"Ethereum’s security upgrade is like giving a flamethrower to a babysitter—suddenly, *everything’s* safer (or way more interesting). 🔥 Finally, we can sleep soundly knowing our wallets are protected from:

1. Hackers 🕵️♂️

2. Scammers 🤡

3. *That one DApp we all clicked while sleep-trading* 😴

They say ‘not your keys, not your crypto,’ but let’s be honest: half of us still keep seed phrases on sticky notes like it’s a grocery list. 🛒